dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,

dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,
dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,




aur kya pani mein behney they
  

May, 17 2010     73 chars (1 sms)     2052 views       Funny

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A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay
kertay hain



.



Kuch loag 4 ghantay
kartay hain


.



Aur kuch loag to poori
poori raat kartay hain.




abbay aapna moblie
charge!!!!
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"

STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .

TEACHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!

STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->
E
k kaam karo








































































is MSG ko delete kar do is may kuch nahi hai. ;->
Agar train kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey?




Budhu agar aag lagti to kya sirf patree ko lagnee theee!
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Meaning of Marriage for a woman -

Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
knock knock!!

*who''s there??

Nobel

*Nobel who??

No Bell so I knocked..
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

Dil mai app,

Ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi















"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->
What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)