DONO EYES PE

DONO EYES PE
DONO EYES PE

DONO CHEEKS PE

DO BAR LIPS PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY

SONE SE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p


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May, 24 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     1996 views       Funny

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Boy:Surat tumhari,

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Boy:poja tumhari,

Girl:kafir ho kia?

Boy:aisa hi sahi,

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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga

Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,

Hansi Di Bachon Wali

Suurat Di Bholi Bhaali

Mijaaz Dia Cool...


AuR

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DIMAG GAYA BHOOL... ;->
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?


Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


< Asif Ali Zardari >
Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,


Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
Girls are like phones. . . .

We love to be held. . .

Talked too. . .

But

if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-

Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen

Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..

P000OON... ;->
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?









Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you

shocked ?

actully aaj ke Din

''James Hawk''

nay DHAKKAN banaya tha

tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)