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Why is Love Marriage I
Why is Love Marriage I
Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->
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Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,
Aag lagana hy
Larki ya larka Jab
Larki ya larka Jab 18 SaL K Hote He To Unhe Kis Cheez Ki Zarorat Hoti He?
Nhi Pata?
Qasam Se Nhi Pata?
To Phir Suno
N.I.C Ki.
dum guy was
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
acca is still tough
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE
Example:
3+3=?
Options:
a. 6
b. Six
c. VI
d. 6.0
Moral:
ACCA is still TOUGH.
Who was d 1st indian
Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score 100 in d mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england..?
GUESS!
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AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN... ;->
3 lessons form 3 idiots movie
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:
1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.
2. Believe in Yourself.
3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
Ager Koi Cute Larki Apko " I LOVE U " Bole tu
Ager Koi Cute Larki
Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu
3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..
1. Uski ankhain kharab hain
2. Woh Pagal Hai
Ya
3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
a mothers love for
A Mother''s Love For Her Children
Like Nothing Else In The World
It Knows No Law, No Pity
It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly
All That Stands In ts Path . . .
§ardar Made A Call
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:
"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"
Receptionist:
One Second Sir.
§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
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