Why is Love Marriage I

Why is Love Marriage I
Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     3281 views       Funny

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Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:


Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->
Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai


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Nai nacha?



Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.


Why?



Sardar g replied




'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
Purpose Of Life . . .


GOD Sent Us 2 Find
Such Frndz, Dat If We
Meet Them Even In Hell,
They Will Say


















"Chal Yaar Shetaan Ki Class
Bunk Kerte Hyn..." ;->
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".
What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?















Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,

Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred