Why is Love Marriage I

Why is Love Marriage I
Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     3166 views       Funny

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Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.


Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))


Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na


Good Relations doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions..

it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me..
one sweet like u!
raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”