Why is Love Marriage I

Why is Love Marriage I
Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     3410 views       Funny

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What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
40th Birthday Messages

What most persons consider as virtue,

after the age of 40

is simply a loss of energy.

Happy 40th Birthday!
Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.






Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->
Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle



Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga
Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...

Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>