Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
  

Sep, 19 2011     124 chars (1 sms)     3962 views       Funny

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Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??





2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->


Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k












I m So Sweet ;->
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?





Creatively Challenged ?






Artistically Void ?





Socially Hopeless ???




And



Financially Desprate ....????







Congrates You Are A





PAKISTANI .... ;->
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
Uski nazar meri taraf thi.




Meri nazr uski tarf thi,

Vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi,

Main us se kuch puchna
Chahta tha,


Dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya.
Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he

Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha

Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha
Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum...
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.
Musharaf dedicate song 2 mulana abdul AZIZ.

AJ KALA BURKA PA SADI FARMAISH TY.AJ PA K SAMNAY Aa SADI FARMAISH TY. aj pa k NA SHARMA.SADE FARMAISH TY.
Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak Khobsorat Larkay Nay Mujh KO Chand Kha...
Dossri Ourat Harat Se Boli Kab?
Aaj Main Apni Beti K Satth Bazar Jarahi Thi K Larkay Nay Maree Beti Ko Dekh K Bola Chand Ka Tukrra Hia.
Q Hohi Na Main "CHAND"