Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
  

Sep, 19 2011     124 chars (1 sms)     4329 views       Funny

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Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!


Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???

Plz Be Frank

Actually Someone Said To Me That

" I Look Like U "
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In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!
eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''


Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->


Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.

Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam
Msg parhne walon ko mera salam
7up,Sprit peene walon kabhi paani bhi piya karo
Free k Msg parhne waly kabhi msg bhi kiya karo.
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.