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Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"
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Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"
Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
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Sep, 19 2011
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Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?
Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc
Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year
some like sunday so
Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :
HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :
Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????
MAWA LEE ... ;->
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Contemporaray & Inauthentic
Contemporaray & Inauthentic Me Kya Diffrence Hai?
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Haan To Phir Tum Ne Btaya Nahi Kya Farq Hai?
Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,
Tum kitne tax lagao gey,
Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.
(".)/'' Naar-e-Msg
>))
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(.")/'' Zinda Bad
>))
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If A PARATHA
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?
Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
In bio practical:
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Baap Betay K Skool Se
Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai
Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
A student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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