Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
  

Sep, 19 2011     124 chars (1 sms)     4540 views       Funny

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Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,

ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,

(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?
''You are cute like TOM
Sweet like JERRY
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY
Strong lke POPEYE
Innocent like TWEETY
In short
U are a full time cartoon''
LAHORE Or KARACHI Main Agar Taliban Aa Gaye
''hAmY''....

Tu Kaisi Lagey Gi Burkhey Main Meera Aur Sheeri Rehman...


Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
Smart
Gud Looking
Cute
Funny
Truth Full
& Xtremely Intelligent Kid . . . ????





















Feel Free
2 Ask
My Parents . . . ;->
Identification Of
Students ...

Books In Bag,
Faisalabad

Books In Hands
Sialkot

Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore

W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->