Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,


Har phol khushbu mange Apse,


itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...


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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
  

May, 20 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3099 views       Funny

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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine



Happy Valentine

For Others



Watch Aalim Online ;->
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
CIA "Officer 2 Bush: SIr Zameen K Kona Kona Chhan Mara
SAmandar Ki Teh Tk Gaey Pr Usama Nai Mila

Bush:Usama Gya Bhaar Ma,

SAlon Mujey Batao K Ye Faraz Kon Tha?
Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home


Wife Opens The Door


Sharabi Asks : Who Are U


Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife


Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or

bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.
(",)/ Suno Bablo.
<))
_/¡_
(.") Bolo Pappo.
<((>
_/¡_
(",)/
<)) Bablo yar
_/¡_ Koi Msg to Kr
(.")
<((> Pappu yar
_/¡_ Tng Na Kr,
During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?

Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha

Moral bY

Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..


Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.