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itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...
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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
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ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha
ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha
Aap Mat Ghabrao,
Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
d0sto0 ghajini da
D0sto0
Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.
Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun
Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun
Boy 2 God:
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
Hum bhool jane walon
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete hain,
WAH,WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete han,
JOOTA UTARTE HAIN
aur
aur
MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)''
7 angels came to
7 angels came to me asked 4 da most intellgent ,smart, nice, sweet, well behaved, welgromed ,person , so i gave dem ur adress ." dekha kaise Ullu banaya Unko "
DoNo EyEs pE, DoNo CheEkS pE,
DoNo EyEs pE,
DoNo CheEkS pE,
D0 bAr LipS pE,
Ek bAr nECk pE,
D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,
SoNe sE pEhLe,
MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->
apna mobile uthao h
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..
Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
''1 student exam
''1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka diagram bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to hath ki diagram ka swal nahi hai
student reply.
sir main diagram nahi bana raha paper banane wale pay lanat bhaj raha hon''
william nargis
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye
Magar
us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
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Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??
Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Teacher Said To Stundent
Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"
Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."
Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"
Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."
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