Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har phol khushbu mange Apse,

itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...

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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."

May, 20 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 3790 views Funny

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Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
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boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
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PTCL waly

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Police:Kon hai wo ?

Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.

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Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
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''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"
K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi
Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai
Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein
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Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai
Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai
Bangali To Pan Khata Hai
Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
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Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai
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Aam zindgi..

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Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay?

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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

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