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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har phol khushbu mange Apse,
itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...
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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
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''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...
Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.
TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.
BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.
SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
Woh ye keh kar meri saari
''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....
Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!
Pata Hai?
Nahi?
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KHUD KUSHI
Gabbar: Aare o sambha!
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Main Reason :
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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh
Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
Wat did an IT engineer
Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?
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guess..!
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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.
Kia me jawan ho gya hun?
Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.
quitters never win
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->
Abey apne kam se kam rakh
Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?
Aansu bola:
"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->
What is the difference Between
What is the difference
Between
1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?
Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited
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