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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har phol khushbu mange Apse,
itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...
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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
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A man who surrenders
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
Aman ki aasha jagao
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA
Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
Sternoid,Pharmoc,
Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia, Globardentin....Yeh Sarri beemariyan dant tootne par hoti hai
Sms karte rehna Baaki Samjhdar ko ishra hi kaffi hota ha
ek pathan mobile company
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .
us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
pakistani di mushk
" Pakistani Di Mushkil
Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo
School Wich Urdu Bolo
Paper English Wich Karu
Tay
Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich
Ufff !!
Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "
tu hay harjai to apna bhi
Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi . . . ! !
Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin, Aur Sahi . . . ;->
Boy To His Friend:
Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat
Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
Phool Gir JATe hAin JAb AAP AATe ho
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP AATe ho
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP JATe ho
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AnDhe ho..!
zArA DheyAn se chAlA kAro GAMlon se Q TAkrATe ho.. :->
Mother''s Quote
Mother''s Quote
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
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