Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,


Har phol khushbu mange Apse,


itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...


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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
  

May, 20 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3395 views       Funny

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''A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai''
Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday






I know u can''t wait,




So,






CONGRATZ !!



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APRILFOOL
in advnce... :-)
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pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain

sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
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Looked




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Up






Down

Left



Right



Here




There



Everywhere



just




2

sprAy









MORTEIN.... ;->
Life Is A Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
IF




YOU





NEED






SPACE








THAN









JOIN










NASA. . . . ;->
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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
>Sbse Cool?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Achay?
+Aap Ho

oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!

Apko to Sirf Perhaya hai..
It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..

Ap KAbhi Bh¡ kAr nAhi sAktE..
HimAt hy t0 kAr kE DikhA0..

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MErE # pE 100 kA LoAd... ;->