Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
