Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,


Har phol khushbu mange Apse,


itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...


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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
  

May, 20 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2850 views       Funny

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I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,

Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,

Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
SEX!!!
























Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might Spill it ... ;->
Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??



Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
When a Man holds a Woman''s hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After Marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere, wat does it mean


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It means that black cat is also going some where ..........;->
height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?




Bored of getting good marks?




Try enginering



Marks se no marks



fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein


Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?