Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga,
Yun to sms krnay ko or bhi hain,
Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga ;->
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC