Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har phol khushbu mange Apse,

itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...

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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."

May, 20 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 2910 views Funny

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Mat perh...
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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

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