Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har phol khushbu mange Apse,

itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...

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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."

May, 20 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 3543 views Funny

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Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane

Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey

Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!

VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"

Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia

Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->

Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?

A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<

Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

Dukandar Ny Subha

Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy

Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?

Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,

2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

Message Of The Year:

Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very Simple.....

A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!

''MUNNA BHAI

''MUNNA BHAI

abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka

SARKIT

simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
Plz plz
Reply zrur krna...:-)''

back benchers association

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!
Or in the end you wud be...

Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:
Back benchers association..

Yes!!
We talk with arguments.

Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z

Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
house

N

Knocks de door.

Gulabo:kon?

Sardar:mein!

Gulabo:mein kon?

Sardar:tu ghulabo hor
kon....->

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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

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