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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har phol khushbu mange Apse,
itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...
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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
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What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?
What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?
A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her
&
A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn''t Marry.... ;->
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
Socho...........
Socho............
A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Amazing Home Remedies
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
Khush Ho Jao
Khush Ho Jao
Bhangra Dalo
Cityan Maro
Table Bajao
Takrain Maro
Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao
Gol Gol Ghomo
Aaj Rat
Han Aj Raat
12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.
For God Sake!
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03216307893 (Sender Number)
Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
Agr apni jan pyari he to.
\(''.'')/ Hands up
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Agr apni jan pyari he to.
To
hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he
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Aap K Pyar Karne Ki
UMAR
ABHi
NAHi
AAi.
PLease Try
WWW.Feeder-Choosni.Com.
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Indian Boy: Mere
Indian Boy: Mere 3 Bhai & 3 Behen Hain. Teray Kitne Hain?
American boy: Mere Bhai Behen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 Papa Aur Pehla Papa Se 5 Mummy Hain .
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A
SHORT
LOVE STORY :
Somebody Proposed U
U
Said
"not interested"
And in this way
Somebody
Lived a
Happy life forever.
ha ha ha
Funny
GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?
TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
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