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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har phol khushbu mange Apse,
itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...
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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
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''Oooooooooooooooo
''Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.''
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
2negroes Wearin Black Suit
Standin Infront F A White Wal
N Asking 4
a Color Phtograph
5 frogs r sitting on a log
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..
Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
Latest Bathroom Songs . .
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .
Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk
Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja
Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
BeNaZeeR Aakhir M.B.B.S ban hi gai...
BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai...
!
kaise?
?
?
?
nahi pata?
?
main batao?
?
M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed..
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
When Ur Life Is In Darkness
When Ur Life Is In Darkness
Pray To God
&
Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness
But
If U Prayed
&
U r Still In Darkness
Then Realize
"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->
''suno, Mehsoos karo,
''suno,
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ik ik boond
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh
kar keh rahi hai
"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''
Teri Maa Di Teri Peo Di Terie Bra di
Teri Maa Di
Teri Peo Di
Terie Bra di
Tere Babi De
Tere Poray Khandan Di
Te Meri V tu Jaan Hain
Hahahahaha
apna bacha ab chalne laga hai
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen
Pesh Ha
''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
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