Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,


Har phol khushbu mange Apse,


itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...


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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
  
May, 20 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3239 views       Funny

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