If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
WhY do U still call it building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?


We are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->
  

May, 20 2010     371 chars (3 sms)     2019 views       Funny

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aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,

In other words I have wasted too much time
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->
GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!
Arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->
Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.


If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Press Unlock

and then *

Keypad

active.

Now Go to

Messages

& then

Inbox.

Now Select some

Gud Messages

&

forward to Me!

Logon ko msg send karne ka bhi

Tarika batana padta hai.


Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
Ab bush k bad Obama

zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama

bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.