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Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
  
May, 20 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     3232 views       Funny

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In case there i
In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to ........ guess wot guyz....

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KAMEENA..:))
Na Eid Mubarak
(''.'')>
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Na Eid Mubarak

Na Birth Day

Na New Year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,

ankain milana,nigain churana,

aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,

hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna

..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''
hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga

Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re

Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re

Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao

Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
Jo Tumko ho PASAND
Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho




SOCHO naa










Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!
Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
girls are like internet domain names


Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano


''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.
Aap ko meri taraf se
Aap ko meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA
Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ


"SMART"people day tha:-(
My Heart Problem
My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!
The night was dark
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word

















I.....la
puncture? ;->

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