Teacher: If u have

Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->

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I wnt u to b wit

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

Interviewer asked sardarji:

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

DOOB MARO Nikammo

DOOB MARO Nikammo

( -_-)(-_-)
/l l\_/)(\
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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)

why is fire engine red in colour????

why is fire engine red in colour????

ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour

Mom:

Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?

Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->

U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

But

Still I''am Watching U

Through 3 Diferent Places

1- Cartoon Network

2- National Geographic

3- Animal Planet . . . ;->

Husband:

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

Apun tera dost,

Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p

bus itna he kaha tha

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,

Balti bher k us zalim ne ROH''AFZA bana diya... =P ;->

william nargis

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

''News: 3 Chimps

''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''

Salesman:This computer will

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

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Teacher: If u have

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