Teacher: If u have

Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->

May, 20 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2427 views Funny

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Think Diffrnt Do Diffrnt

Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

Achieve Diffrnt

Speak Diffrnt

Then Only You Can Get
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policechor se wad

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"

Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

Aur barbad hogya

(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)

amir khan ne 3 idiots

Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)

I''m Willing

I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!

I

M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,

B u T ...

I

A m

N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->

In a class, teacher asked:

In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Do Parties K

Do Parties K Politician Behas Me Masroof Thay,
Dono Ne Ek Dosray Ko Qa-El Krnay Ki Nakam

Kosish Ki Phir Ilzamat Per Utar Aaye,
1st Politician:I KNOW,

Tum Kis K Isharay Per Nachtay Ho?

2nd Politician:IDIOT!Saysi Guftago Me

Meri B.V Ko Kyun Include Krtay Ho?

What Is The Height of Flirting:

What Is The Height of Flirting:

Writing a love letter with a HEADING: To Whomsoever It May Concern...!

palkon paye apany bhitaya hain tumhain

palkon paye apany bhitaya hain tumhain
bury duao ke bhaad paya hain tumhain

aasany se nahin melay ho tum

INTERNALTION ZOO se chuarya hain tumhain

Buhot Ache

Buhot Ache

Wah

Kya Baat Hai

Buhot Aala

Gr8 Yaar

Zabardast

Daad Deni Paregi

Brilliant

Dil Khush Kardiya

La Jawab

Khubsoorat

Bari Himmat Hai

Kamal Hai

Amazing

Shabash

Herat Hai

Khushi Bhi

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->

UpDate Msg...!!

UpDate Msg...!!!

Ek KAna Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray gA?

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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mainay suna hai.

Now GirL RepLied

Muhbt Naam HAi MAn KA
Shro AnkhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haAn ye Hi muhBt hAi

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Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri shakal nazar aati hai

tere khayalo me kho kar

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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!

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