Teacher: If u have

Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->

May, 20 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2972 views Funny

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Ap k"Chehry"pe Noor ki"Smile"hai

Ap k"Chehry"pe Noor ki"Smile"hai
Ap k pas
"Mehnga"Mobile hai
Ap k "Inbox"mein sMs ki "Lambi File"hai
Phr b "sMs"nhi krte ye to "MEMaNo''" wala"Style"hai.

Bohat Kiya intizar,

Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

,

,

Wah g Wah...

,

kiy kehna...

,

Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,

Sub Ne Kaha...!

Ooon Hooon .... ;->

Dress code 4 party-

Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.

Is dress ka kya price hai

Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p

Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main

Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,

Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,

Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.

in foreign daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->

Height Of Diplomacy?

Height Of Diplomacy?

Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

an economist is a

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->

American:Oh God

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

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