Teacher: If u have

Teacher: If u have
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     3950 views       Funny

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Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?













































"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo

agley haftey doongi

Jiji-1000 RS. lely par
abhi dedo.;->

1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
Yaro ki yari pe shak nhi karte, jab hum bol rahe ho to bak-bak nahi karte.pareshan karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hainab hum jag rahe hain to SMS nhi karte.
Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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D e f i n i t i o n

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W h o

L o v e s

M e ...
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????


its titled''''what women want?''''


And it has only one word...''''everything''''
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother''s Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :D