Teacher: If u have

Teacher: If u have
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     3354 views       Funny

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A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->

It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.
Saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa
382 K tehet
Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''MEMON'''' Karrar Deti Hai
School Life Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo Dunia Muthi Me''

College Life Is AIRTEL ''Aisi Aazadi Or Kaha''

Married Life Is IDEA ''Jo Badal De Aapki
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
VakEeL:

JuDgE sAAb
Es iNsAn Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
SaAlE ko kTaL kYa
kAe bEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
pAiSe kHaE
GuNdAgRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDaSiFt iNsAn k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb





IsAy pAkIstAn ka pReSidNt bAnA d0 . . . ;->

Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha


Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se

School Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara


"Geo Musharaf" ;->
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge

Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge

Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho

Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,



"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->