A Boy Going In Car.

A Boy Going In Car.
A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying

In The Middle Of Road.

He Came Out And..





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May, 17 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     3141 views       Funny

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Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
He+She=Love,

He+She+Love=Marriage,

He+She+L+M=Child,

He+She+L+M+Child=Family,

He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,


So,



East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .
Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey
Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey

hamaray liye nahi tu pakistan k liye ge0rge bush ko musalmaan kar dey.... ;->
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara





"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?


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Socho socho



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U know it,
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Bolo bolo



.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
the day i will die and go out of ur life

then

buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money





u r saving by not sending sms 2 me
When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
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you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth