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A Boy Going In Car.
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May, 17 2010
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teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?
bachay:nhi peean gay..
teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?
bachay:nhi karain gay...
teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???
bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
Ba adab
Ba adab
Ba mulahiza Hoshiar
Begharat-e Azam
Badshah-e Kanjran
Zaleel-ul Mulk
Shahanshah-e Juwa
Sadar-e Harami
Asif Zardari
Zabardasti aa rahe Hain..:-m
PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA
PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.
PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...
How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
i hide my tears
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?
Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc
Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna
Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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