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jawani aur barhapa
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jawani aur barhapa
jawani aur barhapa
Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p
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''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''
Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 a child means innocence
Smile 2 lover means love
Smiling in front of mobile means mental
Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
the most unfulfilled
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
Agar app kaheen
Agar app kaheen baithey hoon aur 5 ghantey ghuzarney k bawajood light na jaye to app k zehan mein aaney wali pehli baat kya ho ghee?
"Aeho k mein Pakistan wich nayeen"
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur
Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
To
Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
k
Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
100
100
Ri ...
Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->
Miss Callen Martay
Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,
Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega
Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu
"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne k
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:
Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"
lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:
Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
''Aapko kya lagta
''Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hain.''
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Ek Chota Baby
Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .
" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "
Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai
" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx
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