Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Apr, 18 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 3166 views Funny

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Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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To do is to be.
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To be or not to be.
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Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

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Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

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Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

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Why I Hate C.I.D :(

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Daba daba k. aha!
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

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My Beauty,

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Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,

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Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

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