Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
  

Apr, 18 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2642 views       Funny

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Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?

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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie

U Know Y............?

Shaan Had Empty Revolver
Villen Fired At Shaan
He CatcHes All The Bullets
Put It In His Revolver N Shot The Villen


When I Die, Bury Me
Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap

Place My Computer
Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead

Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest

Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand

Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not
To Cry

Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->
Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…

Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
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O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)
Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jese jese barhy ga andheera,
Wese wese barhy gi aabadi.
\(''.'')/ Hands up
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Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he
Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

Shopkeeper : Sir,

Ap Bivi K Liye Le Rahe Hein


Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?









Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge
''Dosti karna itna Aasan hai Jaise Matti par Matti se Matti likhna.LEKIN...Dosti Nibhana itna Mushkil hai Jaise Paani par Paani se Paani likhna.''