Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Apr, 18 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2600 views Funny

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Put Ur Hand On A Hot

Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour...
But
Sit Wid A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute...

That''s Reality.... ;->

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.

At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?

Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,

i m home please

I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at

Pareshan Na Ho
Templates Send
Kiye Hyn ...

Teacher

Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?

Student : SMILES

Teacher: Why

Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)

Judge ( Chor Se )

Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?

Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->

Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..

Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
zero balance wala koi.........
balance chahta ho jaisay

Teacher:

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

kesy hain halaat

Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.

Or han!
Aap kesay ho?
OR sb ghr waly? ;->

Jo Tumko ho PASAND

Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho

SOCHO naa

Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!

Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .

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