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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.
Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
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Kon Kehta Hai Ke
Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...
Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>
enter ur pin
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
Now Bush says: Ek ajab sa manzar n
Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,
Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,
Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,
Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .
" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "
Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->
after engagement p
After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi
After Phansi
Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying
"FIANCEE"
Khub surat pholon mai,
Khub surat pholon mai,
Haseen wadiyon mai,
Dil kash bagon mai,
Aap jesa
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1 kira zaror hota hai..
Yad aata hai mujhko
Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,
Ammi dho day
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes Like
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like
Good MOrning
Good After Noon
Good Evening
Good Night
& So On
Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line
''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)
Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
Uffff load shading
Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath
faraz
naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar
send me mesg on thes
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
:-)
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