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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.
Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
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larki waley aap ka
Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larke Ki Maa
Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
HA HA..... "LOVE"
Love Happens Automatically.
.
.
.
Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting.....
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?
Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
is saal aata sasta h
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Kyun K
Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
1 Gadha Ro Ro
1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy Qboliat K Thay Uski Dua Kbol Hui
Ab
Mashaallah
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P
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Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
Jab Tum Umeed Se
Jab Tum Umeed Se
Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo
Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
Behtar Hy ...
( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
Don''t believe!
See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.
Uski Yaad Main Khaana
Uski Yaad Main Khaana Peena Chorr Diya "Pappu" . . . .
Phir Socha
"Khaonga Nahe To ßarra Kaise Hunga. . . . ;->
1 Day A Man Called His 6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"
All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
did u know what is mean by MAN
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
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