Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
  

Apr, 18 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     3113 views       Funny

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True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”


Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)
2 Larki'n Ful Makeup Kr K Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha ...
1st: Aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D


(Surah: NISA Ayat:86)

"Aur Jab Koi Tumhen Dua Salam
Kary To Usko Us Se Behtar Dua
Do Ya Phr Usi Tarah K Alfaz Keh Do".


"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->
Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr,
Rakh Sakoon jisay Ghar mE dAnT Kr,
Shair KEH letI Ho wO aRAm sE,

J¡N ko Chupwaon mE aPNAy NaAM se.
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
7 angels came to me asked 4 da most intellgent ,smart, nice, sweet, well behaved, welgromed ,person , so i gave dem ur adress ." dekha kaise Ullu banaya Unko "
Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai main,
Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathaan tere bin reh nahi sakta.


Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti

wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->