Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Apr, 18 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2741 views Funny

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2 choozo''n ko pyar ho jata hy

2 choozo''n ko pyar ho
jata hy
Jab dono''nbaray ho
Jaty hyn tou unko pata
chalta hy k dono''n
Murghay hyn ...

Moral :

Choti Umar Mein Pyar
Nahi Kerna Chahiye ... ;->

tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

aur

aur

Aur tumhara koi faida nahee

Dis ones awesome!

Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

\(''.'')/ Hands up
\|/ / \

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he

nalaiq students organization

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Chot

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz

Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...

Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

Women have a passion for mathematics.

Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->

bara gosht mana kia hua hai

In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,

"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->

Two guys were

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........

''Wht''s d similarity

''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''

Teacher:IF EUROPE IS

Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->

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