Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
  

Apr, 18 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2616 views       Funny

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Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..


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"ABBA"
Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
"faraz"
lekin
wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY TERE PYAR DA.''
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
What If A Car Had

Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?








Simple ....




It Wooden Run ... ;->
Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..

Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..

Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?

Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..

Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.






Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge

Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge

Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna

POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..



but



But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.