Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Apr, 18 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 3565 views Funny

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Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

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Student k dard ko university kya jane

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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
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Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
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Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Uski nazar meri taraf thi.

Uski nazar meri taraf thi.

Meri nazr uski tarf thi,

Vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi,

Main us se kuch puchna
Chahta tha,

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bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya.

TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K

TU JH SY KRTA HUN
MULAQAAT SMITNY K
LEYE!

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Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,

Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->

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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

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