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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.
Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
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