THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     489 chars (4 sms)     4474 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!
Or in the end you wud be...

Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:
Back benchers association..

Yes!!
We talk with arguments.
Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "

I may fall as
" Tears "


Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "

U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!




Keep me in your
" MIND "

Because







Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->
I LOVE U



I WANT U



I LIKE U



I MISS U



I TALK U



All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE "
2moro we wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;-


I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
Masha Allah

Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n








Ya Allah













Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...
Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...
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Today i was
thinking of V
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2nite i wil definitely think about..
W,X,Y&Z...hehehe!!!
Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi





Dost









Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.


An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!