THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     489 chars (4 sms)     3466 views       Funny

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All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga

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Agar Kisi K Pass hai Tou Call Me On



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Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
A 4 Saib

B 4 KasHti

C 4 BillI

D 4 Kutta

E 4 Hathi

F 4 Phankha

Ye Sms Har Unparh Aur Gawar K Mobile Tak Pohanchaiyen
Jaisa K Maine Kia Hai
Aur
Taleem Ko Aam Karain

Humara Khuwab
Parha Likha Pakistan..... ;->
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.






















Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?


One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ

KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,

MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI

KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe

LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR

RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab

ApP Ko PaTa NaHe

ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?


Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate