THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     489 chars (4 sms)     3524 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly




"Dont try to move from
your seats











Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.


Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
If You Are Job Less ... !

Then

Scroll ... !!!













































Kerne Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
''suno,




Mehsoos karo,




Badal ki garaj




Bijli ki chamak



Barish ki ik ik boond





Tum se



Cheekh cheekh




kar keh rahi hai














"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
''Heer: Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Hogai, Ruswa Hogai...!!


Raanjha: To Main Konsa UBL main Manager Lag Gaya Hun...''
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....
teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....
Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai,
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Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai,
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Mujhe Rumaal De Kutte,
Meri Nak Beh Rahi hai..
Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!