THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     489 chars (4 sms)     4415 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''
iTs sUx bUt juSt fOr fUn

Poti Ka Kya Hy Poti To Poti Hoti Hy.
Iska Konsa BESAN Ban Jana Hy. BESAN Ban
B Gya To Iske Konse PAKORE Ban Jane Hain.
PAKORE Ban B Gaye To Wo Konse KHAYE Jane Hain.
KHAA B Liye To Wo Konse HAZAM Ho Jane Hain.
HAZAM Ho B Gaye To Banni Phir Uski Poti Hai Naa.
To Poti Ka Kya Hy. Poti To Poti Hai :->
What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???


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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->
ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai
\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/


I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->


William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?

Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?


Bcoz..


Baba Ramdev Said


"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->