THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     489 chars (4 sms)     3843 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''
BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."

BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha
Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy

Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy


2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye''n


Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais



Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais










Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.

Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".


Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
I am the Best I Can Prove It .

I Can see The Tea In Tea Cup Can u see The World In World Cup?

I Can Send My Address 2 ur Mobile Can u Send ur Mobile 2 my Address?