THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     489 chars (4 sms)     4378 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab

Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K

Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K

Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari

Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?




Think








Can''t answer









I Tell U









The other 9 fish are crying ;->
Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-
Aik Afsurda poem
: =
Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..

Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
.
.
Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!



Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti
Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filld hours
Don''t forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view
Thanks ur lucky stars you are you

. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .
So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

?



?





I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
Human Tastes Change As
They Become Mature

Little Girls Lyk Dolls & Little
Boys Lyk Balls

HowEver, When They Grow
Up

Girls Lyk Balls & Boys Lyk Dolls... ;->