THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

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PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

May, 13 2010 489 chars (4 sms) 3770 views Funny

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Man to motel desk clerk

Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

hum india se buhat p

Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->

Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna...

Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...

U||o Ko Raat...

Dentist Ko Daant...

Gadhe Ko Laat...

Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...

Kuttay Ko Haddi

Aur

Aur

Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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D E N T I S T!

An old couple

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-

1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat

1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .

Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol

Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol

Aur

Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->

(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Wife : Luk A Thief Has

Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..

In logon kee samajh nahee

In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg

** Breaking News **

** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo

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