THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     489 chars (4 sms)     4375 views       Funny

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Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?


Guess why ??

Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Meri GiRl FriEnd hai MotTI ch3hRA HaI uSKA chOKOR;


"BOLAY TO"


Sali Ek dUM . . .!"


1 2 ka 4


1 2 ka 4


Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??


Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u
with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
Find the most suitable place 4 this note..




''''Come Like Horse, Sit Like Thief, Go Like King''''







Nhi pata?







Ok i tell u




its..



TOILET... ;->

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur
Tumhari Dosti Par
Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath
Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
Sirf Tum Hii Nahi
Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai
Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna
Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy















Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->


I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******