''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib

May, 24 2010 148 chars (1 sms) 2206 views Funny

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One day RAVAN

One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why...??

bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.

Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe

Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe

Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay

Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion K Peechay

Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson K Neechey .... ;->

''1 billi chohe ko

''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''

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Ja Aur Enjoy Ker
Sirf Tumhare Liye Hai
Ab Na Bolna Kisi Larki ka Number do...... ;->

Colda & hota r fruits

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye

Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

when ur life is in

when ur life is in darkness''pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.

Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Phansi se pehle jailer

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->

Sardar told his servant:

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

aap ko 1 word send k

Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..

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"ABBA"

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''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

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