''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib

May, 24 2010 148 chars (1 sms) 2453 views Funny

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Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

New Economic Lingo -

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->

Afridi ko Gul Ahmad

Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

I Accept

I Accept

I Beleive

I Admit

I m "0" Zero

But This Is Not End

I Want Her

B''coz

Widout Her

I''m Incomplete

Her 0 = HER0

So Be Quick

Arrange
"HER" For Me ;->

Ticket Checkr to

Ticket Checkr to sardar in Train:''Ticket dikhao''
Sardar:Ye lo''

T.T:''Ye to purana Ticket hai.''

Sardar:''to train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai....??

Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka

Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)

Love you from the bottom of her heart

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

''Duniya Se Jo Dare

''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''

Pathan Larki Se

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)

Mother Independance

Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.

Happy Khan''s Day.;-)

Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!

Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jAnnAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!

ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*

In a practical Exam

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

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''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

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