''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib

May, 24 2010 148 chars (1 sms) 2281 views Funny

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Friend 2 Sheikh:

Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables

But Most Important

4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga

Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Student:Adam.

Teacher:N The 1st Woman?

Student: Umm..Madam.

Father Askd 2

Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .

Gal: Do u have

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ''To the only boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

maa mujhe bhai chahiye

Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain..

"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

Jb meri koi call na aye,

jb koi sms na aye,

jb koi missed call b na aye,

To.....!

smaj lena k.

"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?

1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.

Oye Ye Dekho

Oye

Ye Dekho

Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
Aajao Cricket Ho Jaye.... ;->

Height of being Hygienic:

Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)

Degrees Of Girl!!

Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.

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''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

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