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May, 24 2010
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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.
Once A Few Hairs
Once A Few Hairs
Growd On Gandhiji Head
Gandhi Went To Barber
Barber Got Angry
N Said
"U Want Me To Cut Or Count
Gandhi Said "Colour It
Wonderful Combinations in this World.
Wonderful Combinations in this World...
Heart & beats.
Night & Moon.
Music & Songs.
Roses & Love.
My costly SMS
& ur fokat ki smile...;->
Once bread and butter
Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
Humara Khwab
Humara Khwab
“Bhokaa“
“Nangaa“
“Punjab“
Har Qadam,
“Khud Kushi Ki Janib“
Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai
Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.
“Ch.Azab-E-Ilahi“ ;->
''Na jane log kion dartay hain,
''Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.''
teacher, student
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.
Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
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GULSHAN PARK..!
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NATIONAL ZOO..!
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PARADISE HOTEL..!
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SEA PICNIC POINT...!
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Thanks yaar ..
tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya..
Next time kahin aur chlain ge....
yar maachis kahaan hai?
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola
“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”
talibanhm buht jald
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
''Udhar aap majboor
''Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain!''
When swinning is
When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .
Than
Why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->
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