Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2815 views Funny

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Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho..

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Mallika at Airport

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

don ki car se cheeni nikaalna

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DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.

Kyon?

Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)

shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

Larke wale: shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

Larki wale: nahi abi hamari beti parh rahi hai.

Larke wale: parhai bad me b ho jaye gi, hamara beta
monkey nhi jo ap ki beti ki kitabain phaar de ga. :-D

Child:papa aunty ka

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

lati hy mohabbat

Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung

16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->

Memon Beemar Hua

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

Agar Salim Ne

Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya Hota ?

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Mogli - Aazam ...

Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph

Facts Abt Me:

Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity

Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../

Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../

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Rassi Say...!
Q k Barish Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hota.......

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Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

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