Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     3448 views       Funny

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Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye


Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?


Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)
Shakespare Said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez


Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per
Arz kia hy...


AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...




AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...


Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->


Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?




Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,

Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
Mein Ne Os K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tou wo Garam thi
mai ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hotay Hain

Os Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kuttey bukhar hai mjhe"''
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:

MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies

CA:
Career in Alqaeda

MSc:
Master Sucide Course

IT:
Institute of Terrorism

MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency

What do u want to do...?
Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho



Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!





Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen




Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!




I LOVE U



"TAPAL CHAYE"
Urgent mSg...

Misomi komura.
Mai ukama.
Makaya Fula.
Taruma Wa Yalo.
Xambo.
Btmlu gpm.

Soch Kya Raha Hain?


Paisay mere Lagte hain jo dil karega bhaijun ga.... :P

KArAchi RoCk3rS