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Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
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Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se
Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh
Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
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clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
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2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?
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o my gaad lacoste
One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,
she screamed...
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
A goOd wife
A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
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she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz
Your girlfriend is:
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?
here Is Some Career Advice
Here Is Some Career Advice
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair
Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy
Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
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