''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''

May, 24 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2413 views Funny

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Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye

Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
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Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
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Tou

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JL

ToU MaIn Kia Karun

:Khud BhugTo".. ;->

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.

in school canteenth

In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"

A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!

Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

socrates was once asked

Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".

Assalam-O-Alaikum,

Assalam-O-Alaikum, Moaziz Dost, Jaisa Ke Aap Sub Janty Hain Ke Mera Muqsad Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Karna Nahi, Na Hi Me Koi Lambi Chori Kahani Sunany Ja Raha Hoon Kyunk Me Janta Hoon Ke Aaj Kal Waqt Kisi Ke Pas Nahi Hai, Na Hi Aap Ke Pas Lambi Bat Sunany Ka Waqt Hai Aur Na Hi Meray Pas Lambi Bat Sunany Ka, So Matlab Ki Bat Karty Hain,.....I MISs Y0..

''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''

''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''

**dost**

**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''

woman on date with husbands best friend

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

Bachi chalak nikali

Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.

Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker

Shuru

Shuru

ALLAH ke naam se

JO bara rehm wala ha

main pana mangta hun us shetan se

jo

jo

jo

jo

mera sms perh raha ha

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

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