Kehte hain ki ISHQ

Kehte hain ki ISHQ
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
  

May, 25 2010     98 chars (1 sms)     2530 views       Funny

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''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)












1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
Dear Custumor U Have Now Subscribe ''''Kanjusi Package''''
U Can Enjoy Saving Ur Sms’s
Ur Subscrition Title''''Kanjus'''' Is Valid Untill
Allah Give Taufeeq To Send Sms . . . ;->
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
~SHARIF LARKi~




khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
Wait




Wait




Wait




Cool




Relax




Ok




Ready




Start




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I m starting send
msgs...
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with

"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...