Kehte hain ki ISHQ

Kehte hain ki ISHQ
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
  

May, 25 2010     98 chars (1 sms)     2549 views       Funny

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1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?

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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
In Our Life
Cracks May Come Between Friends..


But
Some Times



Cracks May Come As Friends


Like U.....
Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
___/_DON_\___
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DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.


Kyon?


Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
Arz kia ha

sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
?


No sPace
No sPace
Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.