Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)
  

May, 25 2010     104 chars (1 sms)     2164 views       Funny

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I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK
''akhoon akhoon !!!!


aRz kiya he !!!!!






A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!





W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H !




A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!








zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''
why is fire engine red in colour????

ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Dear Shameless customer!!!

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Records show that u have no out going sms since many months.

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A FOOLISH Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking
But
A WISE Man Tells Her That: SHE Looks Extremely BEAUTIFUL , When Her LIPS
r CLOSED .... ;->
HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :

Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!
ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH...
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT....
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ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Main Reason :

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!

1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]