Teacher:

Teacher:
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the
  

May, 18 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2634 views       Funny

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''Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''
''OPEN WITH
LOVE
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KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,,


TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,,


WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE......


BAS WOHI


3 LAFAZ!!!!!!
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INSAN BAN JA !
''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''
1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?

Dosra Amaq:

Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!
[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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A ganpat chal daru la!
What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
We live in a "COUNTRY"



1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
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Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?






2 Sides Hoti Hyn












Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground...Same way U r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...