If A Man Smiles All The Time ...

If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



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That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2221 views       Funny

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AK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he





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Batao kio



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"SHETAAN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p
Chaar Haathi He.
3 Haathi Laal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.

Bolo Aisa Q ??

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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He... 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He :)


Send Me Mesg On These Time



Morning

6am To 12pm

Noon

12pm To 4pm

Evening

4pm To 8pm

Night

8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
:-)


"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
BOYS Are the most busy generation
in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…


Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->
Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
''TANHAIYAAN
*”~”~”~”~”*
*”~”~”~”*
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Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?
A Boy Told His Friend. "Yaar Ek Larki Mujhe Hans k Dekh Rahi hai......"

Friend Replied. "Abay Sahi Se Dekh....... Hans K Dekh Rahi hai Ya Dekh Ker Hans Rahi hai" ;->
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet