DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN
DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqUeTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HoUsE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe oUtSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS KeRfUe oUtSiDe" :d
  

May, 20 2010     350 chars (3 sms)     3414 views       Funny

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GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.
K B C
Amitab:In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar:Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s
kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......
kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Beta:Teacher ne mara hy

Mom:Q Mara?

Beta:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha

Mom:Q kaha?

Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->
I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at



Pareshan Na Ho
Templates Send
Kiye Hyn ..
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''


Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai

Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
I heard that good looks can kill?
.
.
.
.
So, please don?t look at me
.
.
.
.
I don?t wanna see you die.!!
Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.