DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN
DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqUeTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HoUsE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe oUtSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS KeRfUe oUtSiDe" :d
  

May, 20 2010     350 chars (3 sms)     2358 views       Funny

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''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,

Zindgi main sab ko hasana,

Dushman ko b galay lagana,

Phir b koi ghum day to,

Maray ko phone lagana,

THOK DEIN GAY saalay ko''
What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T DANCE SALA.
garmi ka kya faida hai






Sochoo





Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??






Sardi nahi lagti
Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye Sar Zameen e Pakistan Hamian Tumse Piyaar Hai....


CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan

Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to

Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho
ek aadmi tha.........woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...
kisiko call nahi karta tha...fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

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kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha........
lollzzzzzzzzzzz.......;->
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To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !!

Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati

To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!