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Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
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Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!
Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?
Boy: Not now, its Raining....
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larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)
(Bolo Hote na)
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"
Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..
Bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,
Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
Wife : Tum tou chahty
Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...
Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->
3 lessons form 3 idiots movie
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:
1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.
2. Believe in Yourself.
3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
bhoot
Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho..
Q:Paki Girl Ziada
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?
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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!
''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!
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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.''
zindagi dour hai..... .
zindagi dour hai.....
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zindagi dour hai????????
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chal dour
Love Is Second Mistake
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!
Of Course Girls Are First!!!
But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
send me mesg on thes
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
:-)
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
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