Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,

Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!

Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?

Boy: Not now, its Raining....

May, 21 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2934 views Funny

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''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai

''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai,
kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai,
sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
mufat ke sms padne ki b had hoti hai!!

Shayiri chor kar pakoray

Shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
Anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)

Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi

Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati

Waja

Socho

Soocho

Nahi Pata

Aray

Wahan

TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

In a class, teacher asked:

In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!

''Do pal ki bhi khushi

''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''

mazmon likho!!!

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka

Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)

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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."

Do u know k glass

Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?

Dhuz?
no

Dhooz?
no

Thish?

Nahi bhai

Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

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Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,

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