Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,

Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!

Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?

Boy: Not now, its Raining....

May, 21 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 3019 views Funny

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if gal vomits her p

If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,

Boys R Alwys Kamina

''Wat happens when a lion roars????

''Wat happens when a lion roars????
?
?
?
?
?
?
TOM and JERRY starts !!''

Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty

Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi

Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To

Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)

A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)

kUCH KUCH HOTA HA

kUCH KUCH HOTA HA

Exam pass aaye,sir
mera dukhaye,teacher
nd najaane kyun,dande
dikhae,ab to mera sir,
jage na sota hai,kya
karoo haye

KUCH KUCH HOTA HA

yai dunia kia hai

yai dunia kia hai

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?
?

gum kadarya hai....

toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P

WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,

WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................

WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................

WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON

plz dont neglect th

Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->

Techr : Batao

Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan Se Niklte Hain?

Studnt : Sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi

Han Naale Hamari

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

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A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !

"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->

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Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:

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Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,

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