Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,

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Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!

Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?

Boy: Not now, its Raining....
  
May, 21 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2290 views       Funny

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muhabbat andhi hoti hai pagal

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
women
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di


Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
the chief excitement


The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
a fact about women


A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli




agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!
8 Saal Pehle Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki
8 Saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki


Aur


Aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs Ki

Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai

GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY
Kash koi “
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
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gum mein jeene me maza aata hai.
gareebo ke ghar bhi khudaa jata hai..
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