Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,

Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!

Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?

Boy: Not now, its Raining....

May, 21 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 3321 views Funny

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''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

Wah Wah

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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)''

''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt "FARAZ"

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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,

Excuse Me!

Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''

I will lend you

I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

A Lawyer Sent An

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And my nose hit the mirror
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Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
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Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
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Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

Are U Free Now

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Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy

It''s the sweetest

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''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Wah...

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi.@''

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OUR FRNDSHP MEANZ SO MUCH 2 ME IF v ver DA last peoplE on A sinKINg shiP nD v haV A SIngle lifE jackET den I WilL..

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i will MISS U yaar....

the best way to re

The best way to
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Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,

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