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New Economic Lingo -
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     297 chars (2 sms)     2211 views       Funny

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''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''
Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
What Does Tarzan Say When He Sees A Herd Of Elephants With Sunglasses
In The Distance?

Nothing.

He Doesn''t Recognize Them.
The Best Environment Day Slogan...

''Save Earth,


This Is The Only


Planet With Girls !:-)
Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
































Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
































Dark ;->
Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..

It Starts Wid Fire..

Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares?

We R Chain Smokers! ;-)
''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



To







To



Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !


Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
2days 4cast...

it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,

SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,

Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.