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Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....
jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)
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Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.
Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let''s Thank...
KAAMWALI ;->
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza
Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
bhagwaan
bhagwaan Ram aur Shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..
Coz-"HARE Rama HARE Krishna"
''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,
''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,
Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do,
Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do.
Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend ke bachey kahengey:
Mamu Zara School Chhor do.''
Ali : Mama main bara
Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
D Bst Present 2 Give
D Bst Present 2 Give
2 A Frnd:
HONESTY
2 Ur Enemy:
4GIVENES
2 Parents:
GRATEFULNES
2 God:
OUR LIFE
2 Me:
Nokia N95
Video I-Pod 80gb
PS3/Xb0x
HP/Sony Laptop
Home Theater
Digital Camera 12.0
BMW Latest Model
Thats All.
I M "Down 2 Earth Persn
Wid Simple Dreams.
Santa child
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . .
IF Engineer Starts Making Films .
The Name Will Be . . .
"Current Ho na Ho"
"Janam Supply Karo"
"Aa Ab B.Tech Karain"
"Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C"
"Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia"
"Engineer No.1"
"Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi"
"Input Wale Output Le Jayenge"
"Maine Engineering Kion Li ?" ;->
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???
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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->
kanjoos ashiq
Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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