Toggle navigation
SMSMessages101.com
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
more
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
Submit SMS
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
SMS Messages
Funny
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....
jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)
←
previous (Hanso Cheeko)
(mere marne ke baad) Next
→
May, 20 2010
171 chars (2 sms)
3319 views
Funny
more Funny SMS Messages
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,
Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
top seven funny sms characters by rank
Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:
<[;-{) Pathan
#:@ Sardar
[]:-( Fraz
{:-< Zardari
;^O Shaikh
B~) Meera
&
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
d;^> Pappu
Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->
jangal me mangal ter
JANGAL ME MANGAL TERE HI DAM SE
SAB NE YA SHOR MACHAYA HA
SAILGIRAH KA DIN AYA HA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U MERE JAN
Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena
Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena
Papa: Khud Lelo
Kid: Plz Dedo Na
Papa: Agar Ab Tu Ne Maanga Na Tou Thappar Parega
Beta: Acha Jab Thappar Mane Aana Tou Pani Le K Aana... ;->
Preeto 2 maid:
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Once a husband
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,
Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,
Yu hi Hum kisi se dosti nibah baithe.
Wo hume eik SmS na kar paye.
Jin k liye Hum SmS package on karwa baithay.
Gabbar: Aare o sambha!
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview
Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?
Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
jam
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya
.
.
... ...
Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.
(",)>
<))
_/I_
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
Search SMS Messages
e.g.
love
,
birthday
,
anniversary
Categories
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
aaina
Achi baat
Adalt
adult
afsos
aitbaar
alvida
anniversary
ansoo
ARMY
bachi
badal gaye
badmash
badmashi
balochi
Benazir
Berukhi
birthday
boring
breast
brother
busy
choom
Choot
Dadi
dhund
dirty
dosto
drink
dukhi
dushman
faraz
Fuck
Funny
gadha
galib
gandi batain
Ghazal
gussa
hazrat ali
hijab
HONTO
hussain
i am fine
I LOVE YOU
i miss u
If You Really Love Someone Arrange
janaza
jhoot
Jism
jokes
judai
kafan
khawab
khush Raho
khushi
Laut aao
lonely
love
maa baap
mafi
marne wale
masoom
mohsin
mother
MOUT
nafrat
naqab
NARAZ
narazgi
Naseeb
nazar andaz
paheli
parda
poetry
prayers
qasoor
raja
reply me
samandar
shaheed
shakespeare
signature
sindhi
Stylish
subha bakhair
sunday
Tere Chehra
tum yaad to aaogy
veena malik
waiting for you
wasi shah
wife
winter
worried
Ya allah
Yaaad
yaad
yakeen
YE WATAN