Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)

May, 20 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2943 views Funny

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1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"

Doosra Aadmi:

"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."

The Secret Of Staying Young

The Secret Of Staying Young

Is To

Live Honestly. . .

Eat Slowly. . .

&

Lie About Your Age. . . ;->

DOOB MARO Nikammo

DOOB MARO Nikammo

( -_-)(-_-)
/l l\_/)(\
/ \ )(

Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..

Vijay: Mere pas

Vijay: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?

Ravi: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.

Vijay : abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?

BOY2: MAZAAR.

BOY1: Q?

BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI

Papa Sach Or Raaz

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)

We''ve known each

We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank

Sumtime U Miss Me

Sumtime U Miss Me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U Hurt me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U Sms Me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U meet me, Datz the only thing " I alwayz Want "

Keeeeeeeeep In toucH Beta

my name is gujjar

My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .

My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar... ;->

Kya hua missed call kyun di thi?

Kya hua missed call kyun di thi?

90 Öut Öf 1OO Fools Would Rply For Thiz SMS, Send It 2 Ur Friendz & Check How Many Fools U Know..

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khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye

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