Boy: From D day im ur frnd,

Boy: From D day im ur frnd,

i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.

Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE

wit me!

Boy: SHUT UP,

U made my pocket empty....

May, 20 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2333 views Funny

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho

Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->

dual heart attack message

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girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you

Interesting but True:

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->

Agar tum Pakistani

Agar tum Pakistani Cricket team k coach ban jao to phir kya ho gha?

"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar khelein ghey"

Bandar coach ho gha to yehi ho gha na.

After returning

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

I M a Y b E

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M a Y

b E

"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

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a M

p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->

''Aaj deedar,

''Aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Sardar: Agar

Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

Hitler says,

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

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Boy: From D day im ur frnd,

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