In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf

In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf
In a bar 1Guy says 2 another


"I kissd ur mom last n8"


whole bar was waitin 4


d othr Guy''s response.


He laughs&says:


"Lets go home dad,


U r drunk".
  

May, 20 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2300 views       Funny

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Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
Hight Of Hasrut

Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

















"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
aik larki hai jo kaali hai
fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashish
aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai
You r a DOG


KyuN Bura Laga Na?



Par Bura Mat Mano



DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls
Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy

Husband: hw CAn u say dat?

Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH
Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi
1 Admi Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gaya.

Murghi Ne Dekhlia..

Murghi Ne Admi K Moo Par
Zor Se Thappar Marte Hue
Kaha:

Begherat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho... ;->

Zindagi bari
udaas hy

Mujhe lagi
piyas hy

Mujhe dunya
se na koi
aas hy

ALLAH kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k

meri poem
bakvas hy''


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”