In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf

In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf
In a bar 1Guy says 2 another


"I kissd ur mom last n8"


whole bar was waitin 4


d othr Guy''s response.


He laughs&says:


"Lets go home dad,


U r drunk".
  

May, 20 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     1654 views       Funny

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Hazur galti ho gai,
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4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..

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