Funny Friendship Sms

Funny Friendship Sms
Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:

Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?

Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:

Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote.

Miss u my frnd.
  

Mar, 30 2011     161 chars (2 sms)     2864 views       Funny

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Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..

Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi

Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne

Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
Kya aap jante hai


ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?


wahi jo anguthe ka Istimaal karte
hai.


waise aap iss waqt


kis ungali ka Istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)
You r a dog.


kiyon bura kaga na???


tarr bura mat mano


Dog means
O=of
G=Girls


Now u r smilling


Haans raha hai


Kutta kahin ka!...->
As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll b like them,in touch..Always. . .



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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
New Style Of Proposing:

Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,
ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR bhi hona Chahiye,
Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHUTI de den,
Aakhir ISHQ me ITWAAR bhi hona Chahiy@@


WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
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