2008 Quomi Phal: ?

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Sabar Ka Phal

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Kala Coat

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Muzakrat

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Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye
  

May, 17 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     1725 views       Funny

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Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,




"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2006 & always


Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

Jab Dushman Tumhain DhutkaR De Aur DhakkEy De kR Ghar se Nikal De t0u Tum Haar Na man0 Balkey

Balkey

UsKi

BACHI Phansa kR Badla Lo...!


- Waliam MaliK ;-
The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire













Is . . . .













To Become A Billionire And



Then Lose Money . . . ;-
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!


Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100





















Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->
If You Tried Your Best



And



You Failed



The Lesson You Would Learn

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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,

Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......


Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..





Coz





Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->