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Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''

1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?

Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..

Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''

Aakh Thoo

May, 17 2010 303 chars (2 sms) 2757 views Funny

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idher golay pay gola hai
idher golay pay gola hai.
odher dhamakay pay dhmaka hai.
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Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?

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Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''

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Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.

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Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
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Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho

Pata Hai Kese ???

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Shohr:Bagum mera

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Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam

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Msg parhne walon ko mera salam
7up,Sprit peene walon kabhi paani bhi piya karo
Free k Msg parhne waly kabhi msg bhi kiya karo.

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