Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . 2 dogs kissed each other . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister