Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha

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Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
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May, 17 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     3062 views       Funny

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Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...

Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.


Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
What is the part of Female''s Body which has

Hair All Around

Abit wet Inside &

Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

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