Le daso

Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.

Feb, 06 2011 152 chars (1 sms) 2860 views Funny

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Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

bhagwaan

bhagwaan Ram aur Shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..

Coz-"HARE Rama HARE Krishna"

What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?

What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !

my nose

Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)

Piaas Lage To Pani

Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena " pApPu" . . .

Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . ;->

1 Medical student ne apni

1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????

Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group A+ Hai"

whn a girl falls dow

Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs

Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...

Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->

Life while doing m.b.b.s

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over

House job: i did it
Job : i love myself

W8 a min !
Something is missing
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Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.

2 bachon ki baywa

2 bachon ki baywa maa chothi dafa shadi kar rahe thee,
theek nikah k waqt dosra bacha ronay laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi".......

Ek bar Sardar

Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

@ HI Meri Jaan

@ HI Meri Jaan

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Nikal Rahi hY sARDI se!

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