Le daso

Le daso
Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.
  

Feb, 06 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2662 views       Funny

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Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?



2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai
Sincere Pray To Allah:

(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,

Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->

Ameeen.
Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...
Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...


But

Remember
Whatever You Do


















You Will Regret It Later ... ;->
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."
CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present


Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!



ness-cafe...~