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May, 19 2010 184 chars (2 sms) 3606 views Funny

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Din Main Sota Hy

Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy

"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->

He said…

He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Musharaf:Mubarak howe.

Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya.

Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji USAMA te pa dio. . . ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai.

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

yaha se less waha se less,

kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless

or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-

"Oh How Mannerless" !!

boys psycology:

boys psycology:

fraud wid inocent gurl,

frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,

flirt wid freaky gurl,

luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!

"jesi ammi kehti hain"

friendship is about

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything
seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being
able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking,
and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I"m grateful.
And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

Someone wrote to

Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo

Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!

When i dont get ur sms!!

When i dont get ur sms!!

A little pain in my heart.

A small tear in my eyes

And sadness falls on my face.

What is this?

Its nothing

“Just Dramabazi“ ;->

mobile repair kerne

mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???

"doctor sb subah subah se miss calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"

You are a DOG

You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

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