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May, 19 2010 184 chars (2 sms) 3514 views Funny

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''Teacher 2 pthan jiss

''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .

us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''

Kdi na wi lya kr maama

Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...

A Question From

A Question From

Santa To Bill Gates:

"Sir,

How Is It That Your

Name Is Gates But

U Are Selling WINDOWS

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.

When Did You

First Notice This Problem?

What Problem?

t r u t h women n

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->

Wife : Beggar

Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

--> Ek Pathan Mufafir

--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D

Lady : So, you want

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don''t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

''''Happy Thappar Day''''

''''Happy Thappar Day''''

Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.

everyday i wait for ur msg

Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then

I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.

Pani mai whiskey wilao

Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>

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