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May, 19 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2436 views       Funny

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1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy Qboliat K Thay Uski Dua Kbol Hui
Ab
Mashaallah
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy
Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho,

Tumhare inbox par hamara bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P
Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.



Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.
1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??

Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....
Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying,

"damn v screwed it up but that was fun!"

Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.


Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.


Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...

Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..

GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->