Apnay 2005 ke

Apnay 2005 ke
Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai

East or West

" FaWad " Is Da BEst .

Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!
  

May, 22 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     1995 views       Funny

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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!
























A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->



Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
A famous Russian quote:

“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”

it’s true!

see crying Veena Malik;’(



smiling Zardari:)
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........



millions of tomorrow will come........



but still a hope is alive........




kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
Insan ki 4Maa h0ti hn:
1 jis ne paida kia
1 jis ne prhaya
1 sasu ma
1 w0 jis k bare main ami kehti hain,
"A Rati 2 vajay kehri maa nal Gl''lan karda a.
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Why Did The Statue

Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!
Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem

Doesnt Start Whn Boy

Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins, Whn She

Turns &

Looks Back At D Guy"
Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???









Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.