faraz

Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye

Mar, 01 2012 90 chars (1 sms) 2970 views Funny

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Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.

Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.
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No?
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Realy Not?
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Please see ur NADRA ID CARD

Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''

Nwton''s 5th law:

Nwton''s 5th law:
Duniya gool hai..
" chuha billi ke darta hai, billi kutay say, kuta admi say, admi biwi say, or biwi chuhay say..!!
Hence proved. Duniya gool hai..!!

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

paheli of the day

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

Arz Kia Hai

Arz Kia Hai

Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya

Aur

Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->

One Technical question:

One Technical question:

Where do u find MANGOES..?

NO,it is nt on mango tree

Fruit shop?

NO wrong

ANS

where ever WOMAN goes

Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!

When a man opens

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife

It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..

It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..

Ap KAbhi Bh¡ kAr nAhi sAktE..
HimAt hy t0 kAr kE DikhA0..

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MErE # pE 100 kA LoAd... ;->

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faraz

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