faraz

faraz
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
  

Mar, 01 2012     90 chars (1 sms)     2866 views       Funny

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Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!
B careful!
1Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Karachi Dewana Ho Chuka Hy ;->
Filmi life or Asli life me kya cheez common hai?
Boy: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shaadi hoti hai;

ASLI LIFE me shadi k baad bahut mushkiley shuru hoti hai


What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.



Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KASHMIR Ko Dekh....



(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)


Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti
"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:

"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?

biwi (Gusse se)

"Zeher"

Husband:

Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi
In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho




Wah Wah




Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho





Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?




Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''