faraz

faraz
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
  

Mar, 01 2012     90 chars (1 sms)     3135 views       Funny

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"All were born on Government Holidays".

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
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