Sardar ji Agar Ap ki

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??

Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,

Ab Bhugtey.....

May, 21 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2292 views Funny

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Do not blame God

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings.

''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.

''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais
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Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''

Ravan ki 20 aankhein

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

pathan ke BV!!

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
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Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

Jo muhay sms na karay

Jo muhay sms na karay , us ke mobile main KEERAY per jain.....

yeh dekho, aap nay mujhay sms nahi kia na..... aap ke mobile main keeray per jain gay...

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Y did Shahrukh khan

Y did Shahrukh khan change his luk evrytime he tried a new watch..?

Coz "HAR GHARI BADAL RAHI HAI ROOP ZINDAGI" . . . ;->

beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note

A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.

''mein nay tum say muhabbat

''mein nay tum say muhabbat kari aur tum nay kiye mujh pay itnay sitam,
motor khol dou pani khatam''

''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own

''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own

Why ... ?

Think !!

Because

It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''

Masoom Mohabbat Ka

Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,

Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,

Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...

Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->

"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"

Jaha Dekho
Jidhar Dekho
Aap k liye sab ki zuban pe 1 hi bat

"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"

Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style: O Master Wen I CoMe

Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style:
O Master
Wen I CoMe

Rain ChuM ChuM

Leg My Phisli
Gira Me DharaM

Neche My Bag
And Upar was hum,
Is Lye today
i cant come!

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Sardar ji Agar Ap ki

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