Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
