One There Was A

One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....

FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)

American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)

SARdar : I think....

(KILLED)

May, 21 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 2026 views Funny

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kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa

Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa Se Pocha K Insaan Ki Nasal Kahan Se Start Hui,
Mom: Matti Se,
Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua.
Phr Apny Baap Se Yehi Question Kia To Jawab Mila:
"Bandar Se"

Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay Hain.
Mom: Haan To Unho Ne Apni Btai Hai.

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

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Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)

Remeber

Remeber

No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not Totally Useless ...

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You Can Still Be Used As

A

"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->

Malkin:Tum saFaI

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .

Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?

NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-

''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...

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INDIA! =P =D

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!

Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

i am the most

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...

Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]

''You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive ... ?

''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''

Doctor to bot

Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
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Dr: how long do you play?
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Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

ha ha

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