One There Was A

One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....

FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)

American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)

SARdar : I think....

(KILLED)

May, 21 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 2271 views Funny

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Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->

DON K Fone ka Intazar

DON K Fone ka Intazar tu 11 Colleges ki Larkiyanm Kar Rahi hain.

Mager DON ka Fone Ana Mushkil he nahi NamumkinHa.

Kiyn k DON K Pass tu

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Balance hi nahi hey :D

Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne

Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne Apne Dost kO MaryaL Ghora
Tohfay Mein Dia Magar Wo Ghora Usi Raat Mar gYa.

AgLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kiA Aur Pocha kaHo GhorA kAiSA hAi tEz Dorta Hai Na

Dost Tanzia Andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se
Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->

Faqeer Rupia Dede Baba" .

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
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Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
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Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..

enter ur pin

BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition

Bcoz

Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)

''For pepsi "shahr

''For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!''

CNN News.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Agr Kisi Chowk

Agr Kisi Chowk

Per
Apko
Lady Trafic
Wardenpasand Aa
JAYE
TO
CHOWK
K Ird Gird
Chkr
Lgain
Or JAB
7 Chakr
Poray Ho
Jain
To Uska
Hath Pakrain
Or Bolain
Bidhai Ho Bidhai
Aj Se Tum Ho
Hmari Lugai. . .>

Open with Love… If I disturb U

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

HALLO, this is your mobile.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

How do u find Avogadro''s no?

How do u find Avogadro''s no?

Menu>contacts>Avogadro

knowledge week

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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