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"MUJHE NAHI PATA"
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"MUJHE NAHI PATA"
"MUJHE NAHI PATA"
TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN..
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STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!
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Dec, 11 2011
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Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?
Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...
Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai
Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
shadi k doosre din beti apni maa se
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
Mainee tumhari
Mainee tumhari yaadon mein..
ro ro ke tub bhar diye...
Aur tum itney be-wafa niklE,
k nahake chal diye!!!
My eyes detected My heart reacted
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
At the bus stop a man
At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly
"Dont try to move from
your seats
Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>
A golden message for youngsters....
A golden message for youngsters....
A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....
But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
''DEKHO NA .
''DEKHO NA
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KISI NEY BLANK SMS SEND KIYA HAI YE BHI KOI SHARAFAT HAI KYA?''
\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/
\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/
I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->
Someone wrote to
Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo
Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!
Wrong number
Hello G
G,G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
teacher sam you
Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"
Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "
Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"
Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"
Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"
Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->
Hi Agar Aap Dunya Main
Hi
Agar Aap
Dunya Main
Kamyaabi Hasil
Krna Chahtey
Ho Tou
Mehnat Karo
Button Dabane Se Kuch Nahi Hota … ;->
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