RealiTy if u tell a m

RealiTy if u tell a m
RealiTy
if u tell a man there r 300 billion stars in d universe, he''ll believe u.Bt if u tell him a park bench has jst been painted, he has 2 touch it 2 b sure.
  

May, 18 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2390 views       Funny

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