A man loses everything

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

May, 24 2010 312 chars (2 sms) 2305 views Funny

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what do u call something that is "fake"

what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real

give me sweet kiss

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana

Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana

Is Jahan Se Alag Dunya Mat Basana

Aaj Mood Hai Tou SMS Ker Raha Hoon

Roz Roz Intizar Main Palkian Mat Biochana . . . ;->

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.

Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.

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Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
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sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).

WhiskEY, Drugs

WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..

Aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...

Is a Coward...
So b brave

chEErS..! ;->

''JO AALA ZARF HOTE

''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''

My Heart Problem

My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!

tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

aur

aur

Aur tumhara koi faida nahee

wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?

wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?
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think

think
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Pastry ;):)

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Sherni Nay Sher Se Kha Ass Barr Chand Sa Beta Peyda Ho Ga ..
Sher Nay Gussy Mian Kha ..
Khabdar Chand Sa Beta Howa...
Bulkul Sher Ki Tarhan Hona Chaiye..

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

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Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D

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