A man loses everything

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

May, 24 2010 312 chars (2 sms) 2292 views Funny

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I can''t go anywhere without u...

....oh my lovely..

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Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya

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PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(

I just feel u….

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Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
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It’s juts because …………

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I m So Sweet ;->

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If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
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Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
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What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...

cheeni leny chaltay hain

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

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Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

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Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.

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A man loses everything

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