ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,
ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

Na koi apke pass ho,

Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,

Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,

To samajh len k aap...???



BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     1827 views       Funny

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bhishoom



dhoom



dhadaak
















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Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?






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