2 Punabi

2 Punabi
2 Punabi
Yaar Kal Main Tenu Kinni Wari Call Kiti
Par Tu Nahi Chukya

2nd:
Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy
O tera Peo Suney Ga . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2440 views       Funny

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Love Tip:
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"Don''t Love"...!!!
Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga.....
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Lage Raho
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Besharmo''n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main....... ;->
COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
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found
guilty
u
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Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!
There have been many time in 2010
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2011.
1 ActressDukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se:

"Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi badal Jate Hyn, Kal Tak Chaudry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Thay, Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kia Bataon?
Magar Ab Unki Shakal Dekhne Ko Dil Nahi Kerta" ;->
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Ab India Hum Se Hamesha Sir Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.






Kyon K

Hum Larkay Walay Hain. :-)

GEO Shoaib Malik
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega