2 Punabi

2 Punabi
Yaar Kal Main Tenu Kinni Wari Call Kiti
Par Tu Nahi Chukya

2nd:
Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy
O tera Peo Suney Ga . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2235 views Funny

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First Week :

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic onÂ mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

A beggar meets another beggar.

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

agar tumhein

agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,

Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.

Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain

Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->

Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar Se Ja Raha Tha,

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.

Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka

Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya

sooraj raat ko kyu nhi nikalta

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha

Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->

her taalib e ilm ko aik aik taaliba

Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,

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hamara mutaaliba

Hamara mutaaliba.

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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->

Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

aur,

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aur,

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aur,

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aur,

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aur,

lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.

who let you get on

Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???

Can''t Understand ... !!!

Its English Vrsion
Of Song

Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->

Keep Silence For 2 Minutes

Keep Silence

For

2 Minutes

In Memory Of

Those

Poor

Helpless

Hopeless

Mosquitoes

Who Died

Last Night

By The Stnech Of

Ur

Body . . ..

Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P

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