Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''
They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
