Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Newton’s Law Of Love . . .
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     199 chars (2 sms)     6526 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!


After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more
Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..
''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
What If A Car Had

Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?








Simple ....




It Wooden Run ... ;->
@ HI Meri Jaan



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Nikal Rahi hY sARDI se!


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes