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Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot
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Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?
Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
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MaIn UnHaIn LiFt hI NahI KaRaTa.
AaJ kaL
kI LarkIya
Buhat RoTi HaIn
d0stO...!!!
KyUn Ke. . .
MaIn UnHaIn
LiFt hI
NahI KaRaTa... =P ;->
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
Before marriage:
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
techr agr 1 aur 1 2
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
Student seeing
Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)
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peak freans sooper
Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,
Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
girls
Girls are never wrong..
Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot ‘n even Mad!!
But,
Never Wrong..
Happy Dhakkan Day... ;->
Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->
Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
Jo sagar ne kaha
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,
Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,
jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,
wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,
aey
chal chal
hawa
aane de
Qayamat k 4 sign
Qayamat k 4 signs
1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae
2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi
3-Zalzalay aein gae
4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..
Man at medical shop:
Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->
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