A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
  
May, 26 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2511 views       Funny

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