Without u ,life is black and white

Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
  

May, 18 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2294 views       Funny

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Why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And Intelligent

At The Same Time? ....


Because He Would Be A



Woman Then ... ;->
It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very Simple.....

A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!


Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:


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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai
- K r R r A z Y -


T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not As Much As

Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)

Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?



Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,



Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





Kyn k














Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...








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