Man sees Sardar-G

Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->

May, 25 2010 326 chars (3 sms) 2320 views Funny

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Common dialouge

Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamba tha
Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"

apne sasur ka dulaar

Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main

Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main

Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain

Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->

bilkul apne chhote bhai ki tarah

Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe

.

Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

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Jo sagar ne kaha

Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey

chal chal

hawa

aane de

Ager pakre gaye to tere s

Ager pakre gaye to tere sare raz khol donga..
Aur
Ager burayi mujh pe ayi to bhare majme main tujhe behan bol donga..

raat me maza kab aata hai

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

.

.

.
Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

K

K

K

K

K

So Rahe Ho Kya??

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

Ek Bueaty Parlor K

Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..

"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->

defence me 1 bangla

Ab aap aram se DEFENCE me 1 bangla khred skte hain
Apne lye 1 MRCEDES CAR
or
DUBAI me shoping b kr sktay hain
Kiu k
PETROL me
64 paise jo km ho gaye hain... ;->

Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter

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Man sees Sardar-G

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