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Sardar Found A Monkey
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Sardar Found A Monkey
Sardar Found A Monkey
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??
Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
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Boy: Har Roz Subha 25
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !
Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi
Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
''How v analyse things 4m outside
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
Police Aa Gayi....
To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI
POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???
CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....
POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''
What makes men chase
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati
Waja
Socho
Soocho
Nahi Pata
Aray
Wahan
TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->
sach ka samna me mat jana
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
A boy goes to see
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Boys have fun by teasing
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes
Girls have fun
by loving
boys
Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
shalwaar gheron wali banani hia
Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.
Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.
Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.
Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.
Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)
Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)
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