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Sardar Found A Monkey
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Sardar Found A Monkey
Sardar Found A Monkey
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??
Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
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Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...
Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Nahi Papa
Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun
Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do
Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D
definition of home
Definition of home:
"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
kya matlab main samjha nahi
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
8 Saal Pehle Mobile
8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...
Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam
Jeo Musharaf
Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .
maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai
Jo Reply Karta Hai
Plz Pass Ths Sms
Plz Pass Ths Sms
2 All Ur Frnds..
A Person With B/Group B+ Contact $ 03216321777 Needs 2 Bottles Of
PEPSI
With
1 Large Pizza
Thanks :-)
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Guess Karo
Ez Hai
Nahi Pata
It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .
" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "
Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo a
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
think guys
ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
PHATAN 14 AUG
PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha
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