Sardar Found A Monkey

Sardar Found A Monkey
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
  

May, 25 2010     314 chars (2 sms)     2722 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''
1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"





Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy


Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy


Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"


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He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->


Bare Zalim hain teri Gali k bache
Faraz !
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Kutta peche laga ke kehte hain,
PYAR KYA TO DARNA KIA.