Sardar Found A Monkey

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

May, 25 2010 314 chars (2 sms) 3356 views Funny

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Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?

Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?

A: An Ant''s mouth . . . ;-

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->

''God made

''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''

Duniya mey sub sy himmat wala kon?

Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?

"Dhobi."

Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>

Lo meri girfriend ka foto dekhoo,

Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,

Aage karo

Thoda&aage

Dikhi

Nahi dikhi

"KAMENAY"

Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->

shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai

Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->

Do You Know Khanani

Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya?

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On Ka Kehna Hai Ke Hum Se
Bara Chor Or Pakistan Ko
Lotne Wala To Is Mulk Ka Sadar Hai ;)

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hot

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?

Apki baat nahi horahi janab,

AB SOCHEN,

OR SOCHEN,

BATAYEN NA!

NAHI-PATA?

"POPCORN"

aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko

ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????

simple!!

aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de

height of change...!

height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?

Bored of getting good marks?

Try enginering

Marks se no marks

fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein

Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo

Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai

Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???

Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)

Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->

Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH.

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)

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