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Sardar Found A Monkey
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Sardar Found A Monkey
Sardar Found A Monkey
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??
Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
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May, 25 2010
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Teacher Female studant Se
Teacher Female studant Se
Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
''Muslim lady:
''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''
Bus itna he kaha tha
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bher k us zalim ne ROH''AFZA bana diya... =P ;->
Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai,
Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,
jab ap ho or mai ho,
or humary,
Choty choty
pyary pyara
sweet sweet
cute cute
nanny munny
shararti shararti
!Sms!Hon!
Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA
Runaway ur father is coming
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.
Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.
wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>
hockey aur cricket main kiya faraq hai?
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
.
.
Sochoo...
.
Nahi Pata?
.
Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
''Teacher: Agar tm
''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?
Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"
or,
Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
techr agr 1 aur 1 2
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
SMS BHEJO WARNA
SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
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"_, .c-.------"""
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C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?
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