Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
  

May, 22 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2466 views       Funny

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Why Did The Statue

Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge

In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili

Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
K.E.S.C Light Controller

Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Phela parrot Rs 5000 ka hay kiyon ke ye computer janta hay, doosra Rs 10000 ka kiyon ke ye computer aur driving dono janta hay Aur ye teesra Rs 700000 ka hay.

Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay?

Shopkeeper: Mein ne iss ko kutch kartay nahin dekha lekin pehlay do iss ko BOSS kehtay hain.
PAthAn 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy
LihAzA MEri TAnkhwAh bArhAi jAyE!

BoSS: YAAr MEri bAAt suNo MAiN ApNi FActory ChALAon yA TuMhAri... ;->
Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!


jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)
5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.

Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping



HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"