Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
  

May, 22 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     3199 views       Funny

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1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.

"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->


Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)
''just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .vvvjust i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .vvvjust i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .''
''A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''
Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?








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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!
jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.

Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.


Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,


Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye




......ali..........
''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''
Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?


Dhuz?
no


Dhooz?
no


Thish?



Nahi bhai


Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?


Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.


Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!