Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

May, 22 2010 148 chars (1 sms) 2935 views Funny

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two frn are talking to each other

two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai

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Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

Upper roller lower roller
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Prince charles & sardarji

Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard

Bengali patient:

Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana

THE GREATEST GIFT

THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back

HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri

HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,

Wife: Wo kiA ???

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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-

tring yaad dilane aaya hoon

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tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon...

apke sms nhe aa rahe!

sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->

3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:

3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:

1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)

honesty is the best policy

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H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
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M o n e y
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By The Time You

By The Time You
Finish Reading This Sms

You''ll Realize

You Have Wasted Your Time

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Been Made Fool As Well ... ;->

Aadat Or Ada Me

Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-

Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

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