Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

May, 22 2010 148 chars (1 sms) 2988 views Funny

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Today is GABBER SINGH''s

Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)

Hum India se buhat peechay thay..

Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->

jawani aur barhapa

Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!

Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .

Baap:Beta

Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana

Philosophy of life..

Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

Na koi apke pass ho,

Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,

Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,

To samajh len k aap...???

BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->

woman met a man walking

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)

The Secret Of Staying Young

The Secret Of Staying Young

Is To

Live Honestly. . .

Eat Slowly. . .

&

Lie About Your Age. . . ;->

Simple But Effective-

Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

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Santa: Ghar ka saara

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