1 charsi dosre se

1 charsi dosre se
1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3344 views       Funny

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Coz Its A Match. Got It Man
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When I Die, Bury Me
Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap

Place My Computer
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& Tell My Teacher
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Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest

Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand

Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand

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Tell My Teacher
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Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
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