q ghairat kia hai

Q: Ghairat kia hai..?

A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->

May, 06 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2194 views Funny

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My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.

k aap ka naam

N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->

A sardar was passing thru a jungle.

A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,

main churail hoon.

Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)

''Any woman that

''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''

Full of Emotion shair:

Full of Emotion shair:

Ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana.

A for Apple B for Banana.

If you are MAD, I am your DAD.

I Pray Tht

I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->

pathan & maulana

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

do u know wht is mobile

do u know wht is mobile

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yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai

Ye awaaz pehchano,

Ye awaaz pehchano,

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!

koi insan agr ankhe

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.

Hello JAn|x . .

Hello JAn|x . . .
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Jagte Raho . . .

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a message to all private job holders

1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi

mathematician marri

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

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q ghairat kia hai

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