what is the meaning

what is the meaning


What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?









U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"





But








Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->
  

May, 06 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     3520 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta
Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?


Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.


Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
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"Naswar Ghosht"
Height Of Bravery . . .











Going Late In Class, In Tore Jeans & Sleevless
Entring Te Class Widout Permission
N Sayin To Madam
''''Hey Sweety Carry On , Don’t Stop'''' ;->
Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
Aur Mjhe Mere Wapis Kerdo

Girl: [Badi c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
Is Mein Se Jo Tmhare Hyn Nikaal Lo ... ;->
Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn


Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



?


Give up?


?

?


Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>