what is the meaning

what is the meaning


What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?









U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"





But








Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->
  

May, 06 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     3139 views       Funny

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